Kentucky Healing Arts

Honest & Funny Valentine's Advertisement
While I can't promise you that, “You'll get laid or see some action”.
A Valentines Massage Gift Card, will GREATLY improve your odds!
Fellas unlike you, I can deliver a Deluxe Full Body Massage. WITHOUT getting distracted by the beauty of the amazing female laying on my treatment table.
Deluxe meaning*
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My Treatment table is heated,
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I have a wide array of essential oils,
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I include hot stones in all of my sessions.
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Most importantly I am licensed Massage Therapist.
I’ll be honest I want your business.
I can also honestly tell you, that no matter how good of a massage a man thinks he’s giving. Your GirI, knows exactly what’s on your mind. “My man gives a good massage, but it always leads to other things and I really need to relax. Or “Last time I asked Him for a back rub, I got pregnant instead. “ It’s no secret, Stress, Tension, and Pain are the enemies of intimacy.
Let me help you, improve your odds!
Our current Sweetheart's Day Promotion. Use the code V23 to receive $50 off any $150 Gift Certificate! This means you get a 90- minute session for the cost of a 60-minute session. As always, the heated table, aromatherapy, and hot stones are included at no extra cost. Purchase one for your Sweetheart or treat yourself.
Hurry this offer ends 02/16/2023!